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The accountants of Donington Circuit Venture Ventures Holdings III ltd today filed their accounts, noting optimistically that they “may have enough funding for a new Portaloo” in time for the British Grand Prix in 2010.

Millionaire superstar racing drivers were out picketing the FIA headquarters and called for solidarity with other workers today. One said “Yeah, the public are definitely behind us. They know how hard it is, basically just working out, travelling the world and driving fast cars all day. Up the workers!”

The public were unavailable for comment.