Grand Prix Paint

Tokyo residents thought The Big One had come today when buildings shook and glass broke. It was alright though, turns out it was just Honda executives celebrating Brawn GP’s victory in Australia.

Sources within McLaren state that their car “adheres to the letter of the FIA rulebook” and that they are at a loss to explain their lack of pace in testing. However, the same source was wondering why their copy of the rules had some parts scribbled over in biro and included sketches of Ron Dennis being shot.